aliciadai:

by lindihop

She certainly is a great queen, and were she only a Catholic she would be our dearly beloved. Just look how well she governs; she is only a woman, only mistress of half an island, and yet she makes herself feared by Spain, by France, by the Empire, by all.
-Pope Sixtus V

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"There should be a place where only the things you want to happen, happen."

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fallen-angel-with-a-shotgun:

niggaclouds:

pbh3:

The planets, aligned.

the sickest thing ive ever seen

IS THAT PLUTO

THAT’S PLUTO

I APPROVE

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trcunning:

earthdad:

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.

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professional-bird:

CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT POPE FRANCIS IS SO FRIKKIN CHILL THAT IF AN ALIEN WALKED IN TO THE VATICAN HE WOULDN’T EVEN FREAK OUT HE’D JUST BE LIKE “SUP DUDE LETS GO GET YA SOME JESUS” 

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fallontonight:

Chris Colfer knows just what to purchase when he’s sleeping.

thepaisleyelf:

have I talked about how my two cats love each other so much and they literally do everything together and they’re always piled all over each other like

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even when they’re not sleeping they’re just hanging out 

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wifipasswords:

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”

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stunningpicture:

It’s all a matter of perspective

stunningpicture:

It’s all a matter of perspective

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laugh-hayden-laugh:

"Listen to Frightened Rabbit," they said.
“It’ll be fun,” they said.

"This is not fun," I said.
“I am LITERALLY SOBBING because Boxing Night is such a sad song,” I said.
“Scott Hutchison is ruining my life with his stupid Scottish voice and his stupid songwriting abilities,” I said.
“I hate everything,” I said.

"Hey friend…LISTEN TO FRIGHTENED RABBIT," I said.

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"There’s a beast in every man and it stirs when you insult Sansa Stark."

— Me (holding a candle standing in front of a mirror in a dark room wearing a hooded cape)

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Being single can feel empowering and independence is hugely attractive. It’s one of the things I look for in a man. I like a guy to be happy in his own skin with a life of his own. Good relationships are when you’re happy together and apart – though if you do spend time apart, the Skype thing can be frustrating. It’s not a substitute for a proper hug.

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Tags: FUCKING BABE

childofthecandycorn:

Pretty sure everybody’s got a song or two where they’re just like